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I vote for my future ex-wife, Suzy Weiss

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Also Moose

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Okay, and the ham sandwich

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Apr 20Liked by Matthew Corson-Finnerty

I want Andy Mills to pour water on me.

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Break out the fire hose 🔥

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Apr 20Liked by Matthew Corson-Finnerty

He looks unreliable and too intense for me.

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ngl I kind of want to hang out and build saunas with Andy

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Apr 22Liked by Matthew Corson-Finnerty

Pour some SUGAR on me, Andy!

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🔥🔥🔥

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Apr 20·edited Apr 20Liked by Matthew Corson-Finnerty

I have been authorized by the pigeons on Jesse’s window to tell you they will not be ignored.

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Oooo, yes! Will add!

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Apr 21Liked by Matthew Corson-Finnerty

I'm a gay man but I must admit I think Suzy is very cute.

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It’s a tight race between Suzy and Moose!

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Apr 21Liked by Matthew Corson-Finnerty

Suzy looks like a good time.

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😎

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Apr 21Liked by Matthew Corson-Finnerty

That beet sandwich looks amazing.

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Right?!

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Apr 22·edited Apr 22Liked by Matthew Corson-Finnerty

Can I vote for Kat Rosenfield WITH the pickled beet sandwich?

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Hahahahahahaha YES

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Apr 22Liked by Matthew Corson-Finnerty

Ok Katie’s racist neighbor was a great add but I still have to go with Moose 😍

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🦌

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Apr 20Liked by Matthew Corson-Finnerty

First place: Moose. Second place: Suzy. She’s adorable and shouldn’t come in second place to a dog, but it’s Moose!!

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Katie would be proud

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🤣🤣🤣

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Apr 20Liked by Matthew Corson-Finnerty

Moose

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Jun 3Liked by Matthew Corson-Finnerty

What about Trace? he turned out to be a dish.

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Ooo, interesting plot twist! I think at the time of publishing he was still anonymous. We’ll put out a fox trap and catch him for next year’s BoB

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Apr 23Liked by Matthew Corson-Finnerty

The fans care way too much about Moose for me to believe there isn’t a seedy underground furry community behind the scenes.

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Uh-oh, don’t let Trace hear you say that 😆

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Helen Lewis looks different from how I picture her. I think I confuse her with that other British woman, who, if you go on youtube and type "JORDAN PETERSON DESTROYS BRITISH FEMINIST" that person will come up. IDK who that is.

But I am a Helenstan!

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Agreed! She looks nothing like what I was expecting

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Jun 6Liked by Matthew Corson-Finnerty

Hey, you left out Katie! Who IMHO is low key quite pretty.

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I figured I’d spare them the shame of losing to a dog

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Apr 25Liked by Matthew Corson-Finnerty

I vote for the pickled beet sandwich!

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The sandwich leaps into second place!

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