Babes of BARPOD

The hotties hiding behind the mic on Blocked & Reported

Long known for its professionalism and well-functioning merch store, podcast Blocked & Reported has a surprisingly attractive line-up of on-air talent & peripheral characters.

Folx, we’re talking certified, blue check mark, thirst traps.

Let’s run through the top 10…

Moose

“Moose, the only dog at the park with testicles"

Suzy Weiss

The hottest Weiss sister

Jesse’s Cargo Shorts

There should be a lip-biting emoji

Andy Mills

Would you complain if this man poured water on you? No, you’d thank him for making you wet.

The Pickled Beet Sandwich

I’d let this sandwich pickle me any day

Kat Rosenfield

Wait, that’s Kat Rosenfield? I might have to change my vote

The Pigeons Haunting Jesse

Is a flock of pigeons technically a polycule?

Mike Pesca

One hairless man + two hairless cats = a hypoallergenic good time

Katie’s Racist Neighbor

Nothing screams eligible bachelor quite like a rebel yell

Helen Lewis

Would you mow this terf? Not if she mows you first

Vote for your favorite in the comments, winner announced to Primos next Open Thread!